I have a Dream

I am happy to join with you today in what will go down in history as the greatest demonstration for freedom in the history of my life.


Three and a half score years ago, a great Norwegian, in whose symbolic shadow we stand today, sold me a white Apple MacBook. This momentous decree came as a great beacon light of hope to millions of my fans who had been seared in the flames of the withering injustice of me having to use a PC. It came as a joyous daybreak to end the long night of mine and their captivity.

But three and a half years later, Nina still is not free. Three and a half years later, the life of Nina and her fans is still sadly crippled by the manacles of the comupter's fans going crazy, and the chains of crappy battery time. So we have come here today to dramatize a shameful condition.

I have a dream that one day, I will have a mac that lets me go through a lecture without being the centre of attention with its crazy fan noises.

I have a dream that one day, I can watch a whole youtube video without DJ MacBook making its own sound remix.

I have a dream, THAT ONE DAY, I CAN WATCH A FULL EPISODE OF PARADISE HOTEL WITHOUT KERNEL PANIC.




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